Nephews.

Ain't they cute? Yes they are, and if you think otherwise. You got some problems. I wished they looked more Asian though. Coz then I'd send them to kung fu classes and have them star in a kids movie, called 'The Kung Fu Brothers' or something. I could make BILLIONS! I'll send them to legendary master John Fu, who will feed them Tofu, and train them the latest kung fu. So they will get lots of fanny fu. HAHAHA. Gosh I m fu-nny.